Well - I'm 27 and I'm still living with my parents in Overland Park. I have an Art History. degree from a night school. My cat just died. I have lost 25% control of my sphincter muscles. I get a clicking sound in my jaw when I eat. i drive a '91 Dodge Neon. I have ovarian cysts. Sometimes I pee the bed still. I have Alopecia. The only man who wants to fuck me is my 48-year-old manager at Pizza Street. P.S. He only has one ball.